Tag: Fred and Jacob

Fred’s Christmas Caper

“Yes Fred, I still like Santa Claus.” Jacob refused to look up from his computer screen. “Then why don’t you want to come? Huh?” Fred crossed his arms and pouted. Jacob turned to face Fred. “Because you’re wearing a Santa suit again. The last time you wore a Santa suit, it ended with Godzilla getting… Continue reading Fred’s Christmas Caper

Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part V

Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV “This isn’t good.” Jacob watched with a mixture of fear and fascination as Godzilla gave Frosty a healthy bitch slap. “They’re going to destroy the entire town! Fred nodded. “I know, it’s so cool! Popcorn?” Fred offered the bag to Jacob. “What? No!” “Okay,… Continue reading Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part V

Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part IV

Part I | Part II | Part III “Okay. So this isn’t so bad.” Jacob sat numbly staring at Frosty the snow monster as Fred slowly looped around it in Santa’s sleigh. “Santa’s dead. Frosty is a fifty-foot-tall snow demon destroying the town. It’s all good!” Fred spared Jacob a look and grimaced. “That is… Continue reading Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part IV

Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part III

Part 1 | Part 2 So it was that the wrinkled old Santa substitute and his young, vaguely unwilling assistant sped from house to house, delivering tainted Christmas cheer to the good boys and girls. Fred became increasingly expedient, if slightly more tipsy, with each delivery. Jacob, however, became more nervous. “I don’t know if… Continue reading Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part III