A capricious wee man surprises a mighty ogre, who surprises the little man in return.
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V His competitor slain, Godzilla had turned his anger on a number of nearby buildings. His energy spent, the lizard king had pounded off to the city park. The giant monster laid down, crushing trees as he went, and fell fast asleep.… Continue reading Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part VI
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV “This isn’t good.” Jacob watched with a mixture of fear and fascination as Godzilla gave Frosty a healthy bitch slap. “They’re going to destroy the entire town! Fred nodded. “I know, it’s so cool! Popcorn?” Fred offered the bag to Jacob. “What? No!” “Okay,… Continue reading Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part V
Part I | Part II | Part III “Okay. So this isn’t so bad.” Jacob sat numbly staring at Frosty the snow monster as Fred slowly looped around it in Santa’s sleigh. “Santa’s dead. Frosty is a fifty-foot-tall snow demon destroying the town. It’s all good!” Fred spared Jacob a look and grimaced. “That is… Continue reading Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part IV
Part 1 | Part 2 So it was that the wrinkled old Santa substitute and his young, vaguely unwilling assistant sped from house to house, delivering tainted Christmas cheer to the good boys and girls. Fred became increasingly expedient, if slightly more tipsy, with each delivery. Jacob, however, became more nervous. “I don’t know if… Continue reading Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part III