“Yes Fred, I still like Santa Claus.” Jacob refused to look up from his computer screen. “Then why don’t you want to come? Huh?” Fred crossed his arms and pouted. Jacob turned to face Fred. “Because you’re wearing a Santa suit again. The last time you wore a Santa suit, it ended with Godzilla getting […]
Satan versus Baby Jesus, Dracula versus Santa, who wins?
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V His competitor slain, Godzilla had turned his anger on a number of nearby buildings. His energy spent, the lizard king had pounded off to the city park. The giant monster laid down, crushing trees as he went, and fell fast asleep. […]
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV “This isn’t good.” Jacob watched with a mixture of fear and fascination as Godzilla gave Frosty a healthy bitch slap. “They’re going to destroy the entire town! Fred nodded. “I know, it’s so cool! Popcorn?” Fred offered the bag to Jacob. “What? No!” “Okay, […]
Part I | Part II | Part III “Okay. So this isn’t so bad.” Jacob sat numbly staring at Frosty the snow monster as Fred slowly looped around it in Santa’s sleigh. “Santa’s dead. Frosty is a fifty-foot-tall snow demon destroying the town. It’s all good!” Fred spared Jacob a look and grimaced. “That is […]