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Q: Did you write The Revelation Chronicles books?

A: No, I did not. I honestly didn’t think (or expect) there would be another author with my name. I was kind of surprised to learn there was another “me” out there. Looking back, I would have thrown in my middle initial or something to differentiate. To see what books are mine, click HERE.

Q: Why Fat Mop Zoo?

A: The name Fat Mop Zoo literally formed out of nothing on our refrigerator. One of the kids put a silly phrase on the fridge with magnetic alphabet letters. It changed and morphed over the following weeks until the words Fat Mop Zoo took form. The rest, as they say, is history.

Q: Why beige?

A: Why not?

Q: How do you pay for this website if you have no ads?

A: I pay for it out of my own pocket. Right now it only costs a few hundred dollars a year to maintain. It still pinches when that bill comes tumbling along. If you enjoy this website, consider picking up one of my books. Some of the proceeds will go towards keeping Fat Mop Zoo going.

Q: Why aren’t your books available in the e-book format?

A: The short version: Nonexistent profit margins and piracy. The long version: The argument against e-books