Fat Mop Zoo was launched 5 September, 2016 as a repository for my pointless ramblings. It soon came to double as the official author website for me, John Prescott, after the release of my first book(Get it? After? Anyways…) Please note that there are no ads anywhere on this website, ad blocker or no. Welcome to my whimsical world of delightful strangeness!

The name Fat Mop Zoo literally formed out of nothing on our refrigerator. One of the kids put a silly phrase on the fridge with magnetic alphabet letters. It changed and morphed over the following weeks until the words Fat Mop Zoo took form. The rest, as they say, is history.


Me? I’m John Prescott. When I’m not on here trying to be entertaining, I’m either at my day job making cars look fabulous or working on writing another novel at night. That’s about all there is to me, really.