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Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part IV

Part I | Part II | Part III “Okay. So this isn’t so bad.” Jacob sat numbly staring at Frosty the snow monster as Fred slowly looped around it in Santa’s sleigh. “Santa’s dead. Frosty is a fifty-foot-tall snow demon destroying the town. It’s all good!” Fred spared Jacob a look and grimaced. “That is […]

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Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part III

Part 1 | Part 2 So it was that the wrinkled old Santa substitute and his young, vaguely unwilling assistant sped from house to house, delivering tainted Christmas cheer to the good boys and girls. Fred became increasingly expedient, if slightly more tipsy, with each delivery. Jacob, however, became more nervous. “I don’t know if […]

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Fred and Jacob Save Christmas: Part II

Read Part 1 Fred and Jacob sat in Santa Claus’ sleigh, the numerous buttons, switches, and video screens casting an eerie blue glow on their faces. Jacob let out a low whistle. “Santa’s kept up with the times.” “Apple!” Fred scowled. “It looks pretty, but it’s designed for idiots.” He slammed the dashboard with his […]

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Fred and Jacob Save Christmas

“Well, shit.” Fred looked down at the lifeless body of Santa Claus. Jacob ripped at his hair with his hands. “Fred! What in the… I mean, Jesus fu… ARGH!” Fred gave Jacob a funny look. “People actually say ‘argh’? I thought that was a comic book thing.” Jacob stared blankly. “…Yes. But, no. I… What […]