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Q: Why Fat Mop Zoo?

A: The name Fat Mop Zoo literally formed out of nothing on our refrigerator. One of the kids put a silly phrase on the fridge with magnetic alphabet letters. It changed and morphed over the following weeks until the words Fat Mop Zoo took form. The rest, as they say, is history.

Q: Why beige?

A: Why not?

Q: Did you really write a book?

A: Well um, yeah. It’s called After. You can click here to go to the Amazon page for it. Please buy it. I’m running out of Ramen recipes.